Conservative Love Child OR Wrap that Rascal!

Thanks to Mudflats.wordpress for the pic!

Punditdad wants to lay out that teenage pregnancy is no laughing matter.  When you have a 17 year old girl with her face on the cover of national newspapers all talking about her unplanned pregnancy, you can’t help but feel heartbroken.  Can you imagine how mortified Bristol Palin is right now? Can you imagine how scared to death Levi Johnston is to show his face in these United States? I’m sure Todd Palin wanted to cut Levi’s family jewels off and feed them to the crabs and drag ‘ol Levi out to Hatcher Pass on his Ski-Doo.

Couple of points:

• I think this Palin Familiy is Irish Catholic.  Every time they have sex they have a baby. Mom, 44 has baby in office.  Was pregnant with Track BEFORE getting married to Todd. Four children later, daughter get’s pregnant with teenage boyfriend.   All together, this family will have 7 people under the age of 19 involved. WTF? Quit pretending to be Baptist.
• What kind of dumb ass kid bones the Governor’s DAUGHTER without some kind of backup plan? Levi Johnston, self-promoted redneck must go into the history books along side the Bush daughters for lack of judgment.
• I don’t even know what abstinence education is….some dude at the front of the class says, “don’t have sex” and everyone leaves for recess or lunch with corn dogs and tater tots? Conservatives like Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Jack Ryan, Vito Fossella, Newt Gingrich (to read more go to this authoritative list) have been pushing family values and it turns out they were a bunch of perverted amoral weirdos.  When does a fractured and beaten political party start growing up and moving out of the middle ages?
• Johnny Mac is a completely tortured, gutless little whip for not picking who he wanted to pick as Veep– Joe Lieberman. Unfortunately, his Commanders over at Bush/Rove Headquarters told him he couldn’t do it because the Flat Earth Society of the Republican Party would bolt the convention. They’d cause a media dust-up the size of Barbara Bush’s mu-mu.  Point taken, but 5 yard penalty for stuffing your “Party Maverick” label in the paper shredder.
• I have to hand it to the liberal bloggers, they caused a sh*t storm on this topic and have attempted to nail Sarah Palin to the wall as a sign of Johnny Mac’s complete and utter lack of brains.

Now, the question is will Mother Sarah help or hurt this already tough campaign that Johnny Mac has going? Will she come off as a fighter, as a charismatic, maverick, independent outlaw during her acceptance speech? I have my doubts she screws up terribly in the next 60 days.  I think instead she puts together just enough decent performances to not hurt the ticket but not enough “grand slams” to really put McCain over the top. Let’s face it, not matter what you think, this election is about Barack Obama and whether the country believes he’s ready to be President.

Stay tuned!